16 Responses to “Do Pop Tarts and Cheeze Whiz make good roofing materials?”

1. nic_tammyscott Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 7:07 pm

   Yes, if you live in Candy Land.
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2. MUHABUHA MAN Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 7:17 pm

   yea if ur from hansel and greatal

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   ok now im done
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3. flirpityflirp Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 7:36 pm

   I would not recommend either. Go with peanut butter.
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4. Gwen Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 7:41 pm

   Maybe on a doll house but they would attract pests. If you like having a mouse infestation, go for it.
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5. oneblondepilgrim Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 8:31 pm

   Try twinkies.. they are indestructable.
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6. Jen Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 9:10 pm

   lol…what a question!
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7. Lil' Miss J Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 9:37 pm

   Sure! It sounds like your in the poor house since you can't pay for actual roofing materials, so if you get desperate and need to eat, you have a perfect meal right above your head.
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   personal experience

8. hummersathome Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 10:12 pm

   Probably not. The birds or squirrels would eat them and then get very sick an puke all over your roof. Funny question, I liked it.
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9. Lisa J Says:
   December 31st, 2008 at 10:52 pm

   sure–if the rest of your house is made of gingerbread–
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10. Uncle Joe Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Well, there's no doubt that you won't have to worry about them rotting because you're right, they're not real food. Try marshmallow goo instead.
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11. Knock Knock Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    The pop tarts might make good insulation but I think they would break down in the rain but if you fully coated them with cheeze whiz and allowed to dry and age prior to getting wet it might just work, but shoot for cheeze whiz not actually being food it is supper expensive.
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12. Erik E Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 11:46 pm

    They would be if not for those pesky birds, and rain!
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13. TheOhiolutes25 Says:
    January 1st, 2009 at 12:06 am

    umm noooo but you can try shooting cheeze whiz out your nose
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14. Zach Says:
    January 1st, 2009 at 12:51 am

    No they aren't, they would go down with the wind and the rain, besides your roof will be invaded by birds and squirrels, and probably thousands of ants. And you'll have to get a new roof, again, so it won't be worth to spend money on that. Instead get real roof materials or eat the Pop Tarts and the Cheeze Whiz, however, you say they aren't food but they're very tasty anyways hahaha.
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15. sukibw1 Says:
    January 1st, 2009 at 1:38 am

    Yes, you will have a lot of birds and other animals attacking your roof.
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16. Bowzer Says:
    January 1st, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Hmmmmmm…do you have anything to do with the fact that Hansel and Gretel were once captured and forced to handstitch Nike shoes?
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