Do Pop Tarts and Cheeze Whiz make good roofing materials?
Seeing as they're not actually food…
Hmmmmmm…do you have anything to do with the fact that Hansel and Gretel were once captured and forced to handstitch Nike shoes?
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Has anybody ever heard of B-Tex roofing materials? Are they any good?
Yes, if you live in Candy Land.
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yea if ur from hansel and greatal
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I would not recommend either. Go with peanut butter.
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Maybe on a doll house but they would attract pests. If you like having a mouse infestation, go for it.
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Try twinkies.. they are indestructable.
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lol…what a question!
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Sure! It sounds like your in the poor house since you can't pay for actual roofing materials, so if you get desperate and need to eat, you have a perfect meal right above your head.
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personal experience
Probably not. The birds or squirrels would eat them and then get very sick an puke all over your roof. Funny question, I liked it.
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sure–if the rest of your house is made of gingerbread–
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Well, there's no doubt that you won't have to worry about them rotting because you're right, they're not real food. Try marshmallow goo instead.
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The pop tarts might make good insulation but I think they would break down in the rain but if you fully coated them with cheeze whiz and allowed to dry and age prior to getting wet it might just work, but shoot for cheeze whiz not actually being food it is supper expensive.
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They would be if not for those pesky birds, and rain!
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umm noooo but you can try shooting cheeze whiz out your nose
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No they aren't, they would go down with the wind and the rain, besides your roof will be invaded by birds and squirrels, and probably thousands of ants. And you'll have to get a new roof, again, so it won't be worth to spend money on that. Instead get real roof materials or eat the Pop Tarts and the Cheeze Whiz, however, you say they aren't food but they're very tasty anyways hahaha.
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Yes, you will have a lot of birds and other animals attacking your roof.
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Hmmmmmm…do you have anything to do with the fact that Hansel and Gretel were once captured and forced to handstitch Nike shoes?
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