Comments on: Do Pop Tarts and Cheeze Whiz make good roofing materials?

By: Bowzer

Bowzer — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:48:59 +0000

Hmmmmmm...do you have anything to do with the fact that Hansel and Gretel were once captured and forced to handstitch Nike shoes?
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By: sukibw1

sukibw1 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:38:59 +0000

Yes, you will have a lot of birds and other animals attacking your roof.
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By: Zach

Zach — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:51:59 +0000

No they aren't, they would go down with the wind and the rain, besides your roof will be invaded by birds and squirrels, and probably thousands of ants. And you'll have to get a new roof, again, so it won't be worth to spend money on that. Instead get real roof materials or eat the Pop Tarts and the Cheeze Whiz, however, you say they aren't food but they're very tasty anyways hahaha.
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By: TheOhiolutes25

TheOhiolutes25 — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:06:59 +0000

umm noooo but you can try shooting cheeze whiz out your nose
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By: Erik E

Erik E — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:46:59 +0000

They would be if not for those pesky birds, and rain!
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By: Knock Knock

Knock Knock — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:34:59 +0000

The pop tarts might make good insulation but I think they would break down in the rain but if you fully coated them with cheeze whiz and allowed to dry and age prior to getting wet it might just work, but shoot for cheeze whiz not actually being food it is supper expensive.
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By: Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:05:59 +0000

Well, there's no doubt that you won't have to worry about them rotting because you're right, they're not real food. Try marshmallow goo instead.
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